Lucian is starting to make observations about boys vs girls.
L: "Mommy, do you have a penis?"
Me: "No, I don't have a penis."
L: "What!? You mean you just have a butt?!!"
And then, the Kindergarten Cop movie script presented itself.
Ahhh the new challenges of parenting a preschooler: where anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of preschool.
I can just hear it now in the morning potty routine: "I pee with my penis but my mommy has a Volvo."
Babies come from hospitals, right?
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